[ Aw. Who said hammers weren't effective in battling the walking dead? Of course, it'd take a lot for John to become used to a new weapon that didn't resemble a ridiculous over-sized tool. ]

Jeez, Dave. I'd totally use my super spidey powers and shoot a web at them 50 feet away, but my radioactive arachnid is at the shop right now! Back in fictional character world.