test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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[enrage]

You. Girl.

[hi hime. this guy is kind of big.




also he is bleeding, like everywhere. no, seriously, that's a lot of cuts, how is he still standing?]

You're the healer, right?

[unify]

[ staring... up... waaaaaay waaaaaaay waaaaaaaaaaaay up at him. ]

--ah. [ okay wait staring is rude, gosh! she tears her gaze away, dropping her eyes down instead to get a quick assessment of his injuries.

conclusion: ohmygosh he's messed up. ]

Y-Yes! Here, let me... ah... [ she gestures vaguely to a nearby chair but... he looks like he could eat it for breakfast, tbh. ]

[enrage]

[well he's only six foot something, it's not that bad. but the wideness, man, dude's built like a truck.

but that's right, let's pay attention to other, more important things. it looks like someone went to town on him with a knife, mostly on his arms and legs. by the by, the left arm ends at the elbow, just... getting that out there.]

Probably overdid it out there. [and kerplunk, down he goes onto the chair. really, he won't eat it. or her. it's okay.]

[unify]

[ yeah, but she's only 5'3"! so he's still at least a foot taller than her, hmph. ]

P-Probably, yeah... [ even seated, he's still so large. she tries not to be intimidated - really, he's like kenpachi! except without an arm. oh, that's mean... ] This shouldn't hurt, anyway--

[ and out comes ayame and shun'ō, starting their healing... ]

[enrage]

[so are a lot of people and they don't scare her silly!!]

Should be good til tomorrow. [that's gentle speech for "killed me a whole lot o' zombies." really, it's not like he wants to freak her out or anything, it's just how he rolls. he rolls violently.] Doesn't matter to me, long as it works.

[oh. hello, little sparkly fellows.] ...Elves? Didn't think I'd see those around here.

[unify]

[ but they also aren't as wide as a house!! unless you're kenpachi. but awww how can you be afraid of kenpachi, he has a little pink lady on his shoulder all the time. ]

Um... thanks. For helping, I mean. You look like you really did a lot! It'll be nice for the others to have a little rest...

[ she blinks, glancing towards ayame and shun'ō, who give her a similar quizzical look. ] Ah - no! They aren't elves, they're-- [ manifestations of her soul? hm. ] ...fairies, I guess. [ she waves the other two's protests away, instead directing them towards one of his arms to get started on that. ] They'll fix you in no time, promise~