test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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[slay]

[ buffy drops her hand, which had been raised as well, and gives a kind of 'welp' look at that, because too bad ... wishes aren't horses. or real life. or whatever that stupid saying means. it means a lot less with the apocalypse nigh and gone. ]

Assuming they ever give up. [ she slips off the counter and goes to poke at the glass, cringing. ] How many do you think there are? [ she tries to do a headcount, but when you're operating on like half-heads due to desiccation, it's tough stuff. probably two dozen or more. ] It's like Black Friday out there, and we're the last pair of Christian Louboutins.

[consultmybooks]

Given that we, um, we appear to be dealing with zombies in an appallingly traditional sense of the word, a-and that they've been bashing their heads against the glass for an hour thus far, I, um, I rather doubt it.

[Two dozen seems about right from here, though.]

Well, um, I've improvised worse. [There has to be something heavy enough to crush a skull that he can pick up and swing in here.]

[slay]

[ begrudging sigh. ] Don't you ever get tired of being Bad News Bear all the time? [ she was afraid he'd say that. but also prepared. luckily, most every grocery store nowadays has a health and beauty aisle, which is where buffy is now headed with no explanation. feel free to assume she is being shallow and lacking priorities. ]