test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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dave strider | homestuck

[rehashes]

[bluh]

[ Wandering around Kingswater wasn't that big of a deal; at certain points in the day the walking dead would be hard to spot as well as the sun in the sky. Sometimes both John and Dave would get a simple break from it all, however, those were quite rare. They're walking, and his are hands waving; John attempts to mimic his words. ]

Dude! I'm telling you. If you bash in their legs first, they'll fall! [ He pretends to hold a golf club, and swings it imaginative-like. ] Ok, wait. I know that sounds really obvious, but trying to decapitate a zombie while they are chasing you is hard. That's why we go for the legs and stop their undead shenanigans.

[rehashes]

It's only hard for you because you suck at using anything that's actually effective.

[ says the guy with a broken sword, which has worked well enough for him in a pinch thus far, but not without a few close scrapes. still, he is definitely not one to talk about effective weapons. ]

The point is to not let them get close enough in the first place.

[bluh]

[ Aw. Who said hammers weren't effective in battling the walking dead? Of course, it'd take a lot for John to become used to a new weapon that didn't resemble a ridiculous over-sized tool. ]

Jeez, Dave. I'd totally use my super spidey powers and shoot a web at them 50 feet away, but my radioactive arachnid is at the shop right now! Back in fictional character world.

[rehashes]

[ yeah, he's having a little trouble with these crappy swords he finds laying around. hence why they keep breaking. tough times. ]

Yeah, so's my fruit-shooting orange marsupial. It's sad shit, man, being a game construct inside a game construct inside a game construct. Nobody could've seen it coming, not even Christopher Nolan.