test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

Comments

[dickmoves]

Right. We just got to figure out how they did that. Maybe these walls just keep us from using them, like in juvie.

[selfhelp]

[Billy winces slightly at the reminder; right, Tommy's been through this before.]

Or... some kind of spell, like Doom. There's a lot of ways they could've done it.

[dickmoves]

[ screw that guy ]

This blows.

[selfhelp]

[Billy doesn't argue, but he can't think of much of a response, either. Yeah, it sucks. And yeah, they're pretty screwed like this. Complaining just isn't going to get them anywhere. They need, for once, a plan of action.

Now I wish Kate were here. Or Eli, or even Nate. They're better at this part.]

I think we should try to find more people. Join a group.

[dickmoves]

That's an idea I don't totally hate.

[selfhelp]

Gee, thanks. [Such confidence. Still, at least Tommy isn't letting his bravado overrule his good judgment.] Our best bet is to find people who know this place- if any of them are still alive. Someone must have lived here at some point, though.