test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

Comments

[tasteslikecoconut]

You're joking. ... But you don't sound like you're joking. There isn't even a hint of sarcasm in your voice either, that's impressive. The being serious thing, I mean. [His eyes narrow in scrutiny.] Can you smile? Not that there's much to smile about around here.

[What the hell is this guy. Reading him is like reading a rock on the side of the road, what is this.]

And you can just... what, make magic happen?

[comicbookvillain]

No, my reflexes are simply sharp enough to catch it.

[he shrugs. and then attempts a smile.]

Better?

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Kinda scary, actually. He also doesn't believe really anything you've said, but whatever. You can prove yourself if you stick around long enough.]

Could use some work. Anyway, I'm hungry, and these canned beans are looking stellar. [Only not at all.] Stay if you want, I guess.

[comicbookvillain]

They look edible, at least. [but look he's staying!!]