test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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[rockofages]

Who said I was a soldier?

I am Loki, clever Stone. Of Asgard and I was a King.

[songsandstories]

You said warrior.

[She looks at him again.] 'Were'? Then someone usurped you.

[rockofages]

But are they the same thing?

I was. But that matters little here and now.

[songsandstories]

Usually.

[Her smile curls slightly.] It always matters. It guides our actions.

[rockofages]

Not always.

[Another sharp grin.] Oh I like you, Alayne Stone.

[songsandstories]

In my world it is.

[She smiles back.] You're dangerous, Loki of Asgard.

[rockofages]

This is not your world.

[He offers her his hand.] More than you know.

Might I suggest an alliance?

[songsandstories]

I have realized that.

[She watches his hand.] How would I know you would not turn cloak?

[rockofages]

How would I know you will not try to poison me?

[songsandstories]

What poison do I have here?

[rockofages]

Aha, but that would be giving it away.

If you're as clever as I hope, it should be no trouble.

[songsandstories]

Then I would raise banners for you should you ask it of me.

[rockofages]

[His hand remains on offer.]

And I shall provide to keep you alive, little Stone.

[songsandstories]

[She shakes his hand.] Then it is an alliance.

[rockofages]

Done.

Now, lets see what we can find to use?

[songsandstories]

What does this place offer?

[rockofages]

Death. Perhaps for us, perhaps not.

[songsandstories]

You said you would protect me.

[rockofages]

And I will, but sometimes death comes anyway.

[songsandstories]

Then I'll evade it just as I have before.

[rockofages]

Clever girl.

Then perhaps food, drink. Shelter. Life.

[songsandstories]

I am in favor of those. [She smiles and hands the bottle back to him.]

[rockofages]

As am I. [He caps the bottle and stands.]

If we move fast, we may find something before nightfall.

[songsandstories]

Then let us go.

[rockofages]

[He spares her nother grin before heading off into the wild, walking fast but with a creful quiet.]

Do you know how to defend yourself?