test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

Comments

[badexample]

[You are very bad at not making him nervous.]

Just how very is VERY, exactly? And what happens if..? You know what... don't answer that. I don't wanna know.

[Steady hands. Jack is so glad that he has steady hands.]

[idontthinksosir]

[When she looks back at him there might be the briefest second where it shows that she's realized she freaked him out. Mostly, though, she looks serious and cautionary. Her voice is severe.]

Absolutely level, sir. It could be catastrophic if you don't.

[Okay, yes, she's horrible, but now HER stress level has lowered enough to ensure her own hands are steady enough to do the actually dangerous bit in the small space she has to work. He'll forgive her. Right?]