test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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jaime lannister | a song of ice and fire

[kingsguard]

[slay]

[ buffy's just enjoyed the "btw you're fictional" seminar, but she's skipped the sensitivity training portion of it so she's ... trying to be snarky as her method of coping when she comes across jaime. congratulations. ]

Wait. Don't tell me -- Prince Charming? [ it's the hair, bro. and also unclear on whether or not she's joking. actually she's probably not sure if she's joking or not and will decide depending on his answers. ]

[kingsguard]

[ Look he looks nothing like the guy from Shrek I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE WRONG AND YOU SHOULD STAY WRno i can't yeah he's prince charming in disguise Buffy :(

The whole idea of being fictional is quite a bit more foreign to Jaime Lannister, and the entire thing, has to put it simply, rolled in one ear and out another. He stayed long enough to understand what he was being told, but even if it was true, what kind of person would make up a story about a sisterfucker who gets hated by the whole realm for the only nice thing he's ever really done. There are better stories to tell, right.

So he's just kind of ignored the whole thing as extremely ridiculous bullshit. ]

Charming, perhaps. [ Just kind of looking at her with an amused expression, raising an eyebrow slightly. ] But not a prince.

[ But he knows he's a handsome devil, so you're forgiven for that. ]

[slay]

[ she's trying to decide if this answer means he's not actually prince charming or if prince charming just actually has a real name that she will soon discover. but that's a headache so ... might as well stop caring, BECAUSE ... ] Charming's more good than prince around here anyway, so if you had to pick one ... [ she gives a shrug. ] Which is pretty much the least consoling thing I could have picked to say in the light of zombie apocalypse, I realize. [ her lips purse in amusement, forehead creasing. ] I'm Buffy.