test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

Comments

[roxx]

That a Jake English look I'm seeing? You know how to go for a lady. [ except this is the wrong lady you're trying to pick up???????????pardon ]

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[bluh]

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[bluh]

Wait -- so you're comparing me to Jake now?

Oh, hold on, I can do this: [ COUGH ] you're jiving me, Rox. He might be one of 'em does, but I'm no meatball. Not when I'm already the bomb-diggity. Iggity. Eh.

You're swooning, I can tell.

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[roxx]

[ WHO IS THIS GUY ]

But, see, that's totes the thing. You look awfully familiar.

[roxx]

Do you have a name or are you just trying to pull the Jake thing off?

[bluh]

Uhhhh. John Egbert? Is this a trick question?

[ 'course he already went through the whole "WAKE UP IN STRANGE LAND. PROCEED TO BE TOLD YOU AREN'T REAL." shebang, but who knows about Roxy. She's a lost case. ]