test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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[ex_phd471]

[ Check out this guy, just standing around with his arms crossed, heedless of the deadly monsters which are undoubtedly making their way towards the ramshackle and highly unfortified building he and Andrew has found themselves. He looks off to the side, a pinched, annoyed expression on his features. ]

This is absurd. I hope the Simulation Engineering Department doesn't believe I'm going to fall for another one of their stupid pranks.

[ He gropes at the empty air in front of his eyes, as though trying to wrench off an invisible pair of goggles. ]

I hate to tell you this, Kripke, but I'm afraid your brother who works in software is, in the physicist vernacular, a hack. [ Muttering, now; ] I can see the pixellation.