test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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Andrew Wells | BtVS

[likevegeta]

Aaaandreeeeeewwwww <3

[rockofages]

[The mortal was young, restless but showed moments of brilliance and some knowledge of magic. Not nealy enough to suit his purposes but perhaps enough for now. Also, he wasn't a fast runner. That helped.

Sequestered away for the time being in a place of safety, Loki drummed his fingers upon a table as he watched the other.]

Do you have a name, mortal?

[slay]

[ buffy is just ... staring at this fictional character business in uncomfortable displeasure but oh there's andrew and he's probably ... thrilled by this. like the fact that they actually got his name right. ]

Can you please for two seconds pretend you share my spaz over this?

[ex_phd471]

[ Check out this guy, just standing around with his arms crossed, heedless of the deadly monsters which are undoubtedly making their way towards the ramshackle and highly unfortified building he and Andrew has found themselves. He looks off to the side, a pinched, annoyed expression on his features. ]

This is absurd. I hope the Simulation Engineering Department doesn't believe I'm going to fall for another one of their stupid pranks.

[ He gropes at the empty air in front of his eyes, as though trying to wrench off an invisible pair of goggles. ]

I hate to tell you this, Kripke, but I'm afraid your brother who works in software is, in the physicist vernacular, a hack. [ Muttering, now; ] I can see the pixellation.

YOU WILL TAKE ALL MY SIMON NERDGASMING CR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

[daylighter]

[So. Tom Lenk from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. No, not the actor, the character. Simon is generally good at not being a squealing fangirl, but he's never actually met fictional people before now. Of course, seeing as he is fictional... it should be expected.

Too bad it's been too long for him to actually remember the character's name. He really should do a rewatch.]

You're... uh, Tucker's brother?

[consultmybooks]

[Seal the roof, take out the ladder, and presto! Temporary zombie haven.

Giles currently has a shotgun disassembled all around the roof and is carefully putting it through some much needed maintenance. He's had little enough luck finding ammunition, it would be just perfect for the gun to break down beyond his ability to repair.

Moans, groans, and scratching sounds drift up to the two of them from down below, but it will take a while before they stumble and shamble their way through the blockade on the skylight.

Idly, as though they haven't just run away from a small battalion of the walking dead:]

Found a place to stay yet?