test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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[songsandstories]

[She knew she needed some out. She wasn't at hopeless as she once was, though she didn't have any way of fighting them off. So she couldn't look at it like that.

Her surroundings. She studied them, knowing she had a few seconds before they closed in. She was currently weaponless. Not even blunt object. There was enough room to slip out, but then she would have to make a run for it. More than she ever had.

And then she was nearly toppled over which made her try to scramble away. Until those eyes stopped her. He looked so very much like a man and not just pretending or wishing to be one. Older than she'd last seen him, but this was Robb.

She was pulled to his side, and she would not argue. It was hard to come back from that. Just wanting to pull her to him, but now was not the time and she needed Alayne's tactics.]

There is an ally on the other side of them, it runs down along the city. If we can get past this group, we could find safety there.

Merlin | BBC'S Merlin

[servant]

Luna Lovegood | Harry Potter

[loonytunes]

[coy]

[Caroline's the only one with a curling iron here, okay? she's got her shit down.]

Not good but I'm so going to find a way.

[overdives]

[Eve leaned against the door, slowly sliding down as she tried to catch her breath. The zombies were as witless as they were quick, and the moment Eve and her unknown companion had slipped through the door of a building they essentially disappeared to the flesh eaters. One or two slammed their hands against the front door, but it took less than a minute for them to lose interest.]

This is insane. [She glanced over to her companion as she finally pushed herself up from the ground.] You holding up all right?

Nick Fury • Marvel 616

[agentofshield]

Jefferson (The Mad Hatter) | Once Upon a Time

[hateswonderland]

[idontthinksosir]

[When she looks back at him there might be the briefest second where it shows that she's realized she freaked him out. Mostly, though, she looks serious and cautionary. Her voice is severe.]

Absolutely level, sir. It could be catastrophic if you don't.

[Okay, yes, she's horrible, but now HER stress level has lowered enough to ensure her own hands are steady enough to do the actually dangerous bit in the small space she has to work. He'll forgive her. Right?]

Guts | Berserk

[enrage]

[Are you people running and hiding from the zombies?

Amateurs.

This guy isn't running. This guy is clad in black platemail, and he's swinging a sword as tall as he is around to cut down three, four zombies at a time. Good thing this invasion seems to be pretty huge, Guts was kind of getting bored sitting around inside where it's quiet and absolutely nothing ever happens.]

[enrage]

You. Girl.

[hi hime. this guy is kind of big.




also he is bleeding, like everywhere. no, seriously, that's a lot of cuts, how is he still standing?]

You're the healer, right?

[servant]

What are those things?

[The fact that he's asking that question while standing slightly behind you? Mere coincidence.]

Foxface | The Hunger Games

[faciem_vulpes]

[Hey, look, this icon might finally have some use!]

Mao | Disgaea 3

[freshmanleader]

Rupert Giles | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[consultmybooks]

Peeta Mellark | The Hunger Games

[unkneaded]

[freewheels]

[ Fictional characters thing aside, Asami has had plenty to deal with today besides silly revelations like that— not even beginning and ending with what feels like the tenth of these... things she's managed to put down. They just don't stop coming...

It's a very lucky break when she turns a corner and catches sight of a friendly face— that isn't trying to eat her friendly face. ]

Korra! You're alright! [ There's a mighty sigh of relief once she gets a good look over her, though it's short-lived thanks to a rustling noise behind them. Asami's back stiffens but she reaches for the other girl's arm in order to tug her into a nearby (convenient) hiding spot, tapping a finger to her lips. ]

YOU WILL TAKE ALL MY SIMON NERDGASMING CR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

[daylighter]

[So. Tom Lenk from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. No, not the actor, the character. Simon is generally good at not being a squealing fangirl, but he's never actually met fictional people before now. Of course, seeing as he is fictional... it should be expected.

Too bad it's been too long for him to actually remember the character's name. He really should do a rewatch.]

You're... uh, Tucker's brother?

[bluh]

[ Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces past, and I'm home-- ]

STUCK!!!!

[ He pauses, flailing back his arms.Then he turns to Roxy. ]

No offense Roxy, but I don't think your love life was headed anywhere! Plus, your typos are confusing! Then again........ no offense.

[ He did read the webcomic! ]

[freewheels]

[ A face she recognizes! That isn't also dead! This is good. Ish. ]

Hey, aren't you— [ That guy? With the cheating and stuff? ]

1/3 L M F A O

[roxx]

[ he's a disgrace to human beings. ]

Whoa, bro. Back it up, whaat?

[roxx]

[ wait, pause. stare. ]

[roxx]

That a Jake English look I'm seeing? You know how to go for a lady. [ except this is the wrong lady you're trying to pick up???????????pardon ]

[callipygous]

[So one weird thing about this everyone is fictional deal is that... people know who Dick is. And far more about him than he'd ever tell anyone, even the people he trusts implicitly. So it's nice hanging out with other superheroes with secrets of their own.

Doesn't hurt that she's a hot redhead.

So now they're doing some sort of patrol/food run/idec thing and it's awesome.]

Zombies. [He shakes his head.] Not so hard to kill, but there are so many of them. Give me a normal supervillain any day over zombies.

John Crichton - Farscape

[youmissed]

[Ignoring the fact that zombies are apparently real (who knew?), John Crichton can say there's far worse people to end up trapped with. Some cop with magical whip powers was getting the luck of the draw, especially when John was running out of ammo on his pistol. John ducks down next to Lin]

So that party trick of yours. Do you ever run out of juice or you pulling the Energizer bunny thing?

[bigbad]

[Oh.

Angel.

Great.]

Too much to hope for that you've been bitten and I get to shoot you in the head, right?