test drive meme: pre-game opening #1

[jumpscare]

___test drive meme: dead weight edition. Step 1 → Post with the character and journal you're wanting to play. Leave the message blank with your Character's Name | Character's Canon. Step 2 → Other people respond to your thread! Fight zombies, deal with the "fictional character" news, whatever you please. Step 3 → ??? Step 4 → PROFIT! Step 5 → Spread the word! Bring a friend! Make a random announcement on D_M! Get this post to crack the hundreds! It doesn't matter if you end up apping or not! This is a place of fun and meeting new people before the waiting!

Text somewhat shamelessly stolen from assguardians.

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yukito ☆ fire candy

[notafatty]

Re: yukito ☆ fire candy

[halfcow]

[Passing by with a bat on his hand which is filled with blood when he bumps into someone.]

HEY! You fu-

Ah, Yukito!

Ryoki || Fire candy

[halfcow]

August W. Booth | Once Upon A Time

[saviorsitter]

Snow White (once upon a time)

[fairestone]

[ tmw you find out you're a fairy tale character :| ]

Natasha Romanov (codename: Black Widow) | Marvel Cinematic Universe

[ex_spins462]

[antivillain]

[Falls seamlessly into place back to back with her, continuing to fire (bullets, not arrows, not until he knows where to put one to make it kill) into the horde as he comments,]

So which Eastern European codename shall we give this?

Angel | AtS

[slipperysoul]

[bigbad]

[Oh.

Angel.

Great.]

Too much to hope for that you've been bitten and I get to shoot you in the head, right?

julian sark | alias

[housebroke]

hey baby

[chelicerata]

[ Fighting the undead requires a different approach and technique -- they aren't slowed down by a swift kick to the chest, and knocking them off their feet is not as effective as she'd like, as they need seemingly no time to recover. Her Widow's Bite is useless against them for the same reason; they lack a nervous system, and she has never had to completely rely on guns before, but in this place, it's them and makeshift weapons that will ensure her survival.

She hasn't seen a single zombie movie, to be perfectly honest, so it's a guessing game in its entirety when she's joined one Mister Sark in collecting supplies in the empty and abandoned mall and the shrieking, rotting corpses begin to close in. She's taken down enough of them to know that a bullet to the brain shuts them down, just like beheading, but that's the only two ways to kill them, and she's running out of ammunition. ]

We need to get to the roof.

peter petrelli ➜ heroes

[askedtobe]

Ririchiyo Shirakiin | Inu x Boku SS

[ex_shuns507]

Eru Chitanda | Hyouka

[asking]

remy "thirteen" hadley | house md

[symptomatic]

dfjjfdjhdfjh I love thirteen!! Hope you don't me sending holmes her way!

[speculates]

[ he had, it was safe to say, completely and wholeheartedly disregarded the whole "fictional character" thing. Sherlock Holmes, a construct of someone else's imagination? The thought alone seemed hideously amusing to him. If not downright insulting.

So he will be ignoring that thought, instead focusing his attention to the young woman. He's already pegged several things about her, including that she's had some sort of medical education, and works, or at least worked before coming here, in a medical institution. American. ]

Which hospital? [ He's pegging it to be somewhere in Northeastern coast, and has no qualms about asking. ]

Claire Bennet | Heroes

[cheerleader]

Clint Barton | Marvel Cinematic Universe

[antivillain]

[coffeemugsmash]

[ Fighting was cathartic. Fictional? He could deal with that--he was a legend, a myth. Minimal powers? Been there, done that. But he had the unshakeable feeling that he was being punished for something. Why else would he be unable to lift his hammer?

The fact that he seemed to be in this unnamed realm with nothing but monsters and messages from an unknown source. He thought himself to be the lone, sentient being. It had been days, and he'd seen no others.

He stood in a field, knocking down the last remaining survivors of the most recent wave. He growled in rage as he seized one, smashing its head into that of another, killing them both.

Given the level of grime, blood and dirt on his armor and hands, and the overall state of him, he had been at this for quite some time. Hours, at the very least. ]

Inoue Orihime ✽ BLEACH

[unify]

[revivify]

[ this wasn't the worst situation they'd ever been in, but it was pretty bad. cornered and isolated, with no way to escape and a horde of those things closing in on them, things seemed fairly dire. ]

Ugh, what a pain.

[ despite the situation, ichigo seems fairly nonchalant as he holds his sword in front of him, still a bit bloodied from his last encounter. he turns to orihime with a smile on his face, though whether it's genuine or forced is hard to tell. he stands protectively in front of her, if only because old habits die hard. at the very least, he doesn't seem afraid. this shouldn't be too much to handle, right? just a dozen or so of these things to get through. or is that two dozen? bah, who would bother to actually sit and count at a time like this. maybe three dozen is more accurate, actually... ]

Things look pretty bad, huh?

[ this isn't really the way he wanted to go out, but maybe he can at least get her through this in one piece. ]

daida hibana | deadman wonderland

[tutelageintorture]

ygritte | a song of ice and fire

[kissedby]

nill | dogs: bullets & carnage

[angelofdog]

[shooteverything]

Nill!

[ HE'S COMIN' FOR YOU. who knows where he got that gun, but he's definitely been making use of it. it's quiet enough for the moment, but there's already blood everywhere. ]

fiona glenanne | burn notice

[canweshootthem]

Arya Stark | A Song of Ice and Fire

[needlebearer]

[overdives]

[Eve leaned against the door, slowly sliding down as she tried to catch her breath. The zombies were as witless as they were quick, and the moment Eve and her unknown companion had slipped through the door of a building they essentially disappeared to the flesh eaters. One or two slammed their hands against the front door, but it took less than a minute for them to lose interest.]

This is insane. [She glanced over to her companion as she finally pushed herself up from the ground.] You holding up all right?

shiro | deadman wonderland

[nomorelullaby]

welp

[deadcenter]

[Senji clicked his tongue- angry that these little fuckers had gotten the jump on him. His powers were seriously diminished here for some reason, he was able to still make a knife out of his blood though.]

Hey you... ain't you from Deadman Wonderland too?

Sora | Kingdom Hearts

[unlockslight]

Vivi Nefertari | One Piece

[regal_azure]

[survives]

[It's a rare quiet moment, but it's far from peaceful. Leanne isn't sure what this girl she's run into thinks, but she at least keeps half expecting some other monster to come at them any moment, to shatter this short-lived quiet moment. It's downright frustrating.

A huff.] You think we're safe for now?

heather mason | silent hill 3

[ungodly]

[behind7000skulls]

You would think this place would grow tired of taking children for their experiments.

[ This is coming from a girl that looks like she's about twelve, just so you know Heather! ]

Meenah Peixes | Homestuck

[tridents]

[ex_spins462]

[ Natasha's seen a lot of weird shit in her time, both as the Black Window and not. The world is full of weird shit. Hell, she works alongside a guy who can turn into a mountain of green fury. ]

[ Still. When the girl, if it is a girl, walks into the room Natasha's currently using to disinfect and bandage up her badly sliced up arm, she can't help but do a double take. Those are definitely horns. And those teeth... Wary, she lets the bandage drop, hand going towards the gun on her belt, ready to shoot but unwilling to waste valuable bullets on a potential ally. ]

State your intention.

River Song | Doctor Who

[hullosweetie]